2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
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at least there is doing weird art projects on ur bedroom floor. at least there is that
ALThey guys fish is out for today so I'm gonna be subbing. she left some classwork for you to finish. here you go
ALT
this is so funny
These things are so helpful in doctor's offices where they play the most appalling, health-shamey shit. I used mine in my therapist's office where they would NOT stop playing this hideous "stop being fat or you'll die, cook with our difficult and expensive health fad recipes, and also here's some tips for positivity because you surely suffer from low self esteem and not societal oppression!" channel that actively made me feel like shit to have to listen to.
Also works great to shut down TVs where some douche canoe has tuned it to Fox.
Shut that shit DOWN. Intensely satisfying.
Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
whats grundlous mean
of or pertaining to grundle
if i was a little kitty and you were a little kitty would you touch noses with me to say hi